this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
If i turned around and saw that I would immediately believe my life has been fulfilled
ronstoppableismypatronusI WANNA DO IT
I love this
So since Mads requested Sherlock pics from me and my wig would not cooperate I decided that female sherlock would have to suffice and as that is my natural hair I think it did just fine XD
So uh… here.
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.
And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.
Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?
Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.
HM YEA KIND OF TIRED OF ALL THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE HATE. CAN WE STOP? YEA OK. STOP.
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed